Gilly's Gloves: I've written a seinfeld, this is my first one.. so please don't mind if it sucks

Episode: The New start

(jerry and george enter jerry's apartment after serving their 1 year in prison looking relieved)

george: well thank god that's over

jerry: 1 year wasn't too bad, plus i worked out at the exercises, which i never done before, and u know i have never felt better before

george: look at what u're sayin... u enjoyed prison??how could anyone enjoy prison?

jerry: i didn't say i enjoyed it... just saw the brighter side of what happened

george: there is no brighter side in prison.. it's dark everywhere, dark, just that one small creepy window, u can't even stick ur head out of it

jerry: okay, forget about it... now i got to get my job back, i bet kenny banya would have had a good time without me around...

george: whats your problem? u're a comedian, u can just get ur job back like that, night clubs dont care even if u've murdered someone before. But look at me, i dont think mr. kruger's gonna take me back now that i have a record. No one is gonna give me a job now...

jerry: I don't think we have too many marine biologists in our country...

george: u're not helping, jerry!

(kramer slides into jerry's apartment)

kramer: hey george..

george: what?

kramer: aren't u and jerry going to talk to NBC again about the pilot?

jerry: forget about it, i dont want anything to do with NBC anymore, i've had enough. Im just going back to my club and showing Banya that im back

george: why not talk to them again? we have a chance, we can tell them what happened

jerry: like they don't know.. we were in news channels remember?

george: alright, i guess thats it with NBC... ok im leaving. gotta go visit my parents and give a shot at kruger

(george leaves)

kramer: what are u leaving somewhere too?

jerry: ya i told u im going to the club to get my job back...

kramer: well good luck, im going down to newman's.. he says he has a job for me. U see newman has been going to this...

jerry:(interupting) i..i dont want to hear anything about newman

( and jerry and kramer leave jerry's apartment)

(elaine is sitting in peterman's office )

peterman: elaine...! U think i can give u back ur job after what u've been at?

elaine: oh mr.peterman please.. it wasn't my fault. It was all Kramers fault he was the one who started taking the video u know, kramer.., the guy u bought stories from for ur biography

peterman: elaine, the thing is that someone has already captured the position that u had for until an year ago served me so fabulously

elaine: can't u fire her now?

peterman: but u can do work peggy was doing for me, i fired her last month...

elaine: (happily)peggy? u fired peggy? why?

peterman: well lets just say she refused to live symbiotically with the person who's doing the job u used to do...

elaine: oh thank u mr.peterman.. i'll take the job peggy did.. when can i start??

peterman: just a minute elaine.. i want u to say hello to the new u (takes the phone) susie, to my office please...

(elaine is puzzled to hear the name susie)

(susie arrives)

peterman: elaine, say hello to susie, the charming employee who u and peggy thought was murdered by jerry seinfeld...

elaine: oh.. uh.. i dunno what to say...

peterman: say nothing, u can take instructions from susie, now leave my office

elaine: but peggy never took instructions from me..

peterman: yes, but u are taking it from susie... leave please

(elaine follows susie outside)

III

(george enters Mr.Kruger's office)

george: (calls from the door)hello, mr. kruger..!

kruger: oh george, u're back. well i guess office wont be boring again.

george: not at ll mr.kruger,... eh, does that mean i have my job back even though im among the only 4 to be arrested under the good samaritan law in the whole country??

kruger: well, someone's already taken up your workplace..mmmm.. oh what the hell. i'll just call her up and fire her..

(kruger picks up the phone) hello victoria, can u come here a minute...

george(looking bewildered): are u really gonna fire her? but what are u gonna say if she asks why she's fired?

kruger: george, this is my office, i can fire whoever i want...

george: oh...thats some reason...

(victoria enters)

kruger: oh victoria, em.. this is george ( george smiles and waves) and u've been working instead of him for the past year, and now he's back, so... u're fired!!

victoria: what? but thats not my mistake (looks at george).. hey, wasn't he arrested?? and u're still giving his job back, by firing me??

kruger: well its not my mistake either that he's back.. just that i happen to have more fun with him...

victoria: thats a stupid reason, im outta here... u and ur stupid company and this stupid guy who has humor in people being carjacked

(she storms out of krugers office)

george: um.. mr.kruger...

kruger: yes george...

george: can i still ask her out?

(kramer and newman in newmans apartment)

kramer: hey, eh.. u told me u have a job for me

newman: ah yes, but before i tell u, u must promise me that all hazards that happen while on duty is by no means connected with me.. do u understand??

kramer: hazards?? come on newman, what are u talking about, what is this job??

newman: (starts normally and goes beserk while finishing speaking) its the job that will earn u the blessings of all postmen, they'll talk of the great savior act u did for them, for decades to come, no more after u do ur job will postmen have torn pants on their butts, no more will they have to pray everytime they deliver mail when its dark, thats when the golden age of the postmen will start, thats when all postmen will start smiling again, and u'll be their hero and i'll be the mastermind for which i will recieve a new uniform and a brand new raincoat... now kramer are u ready for it? are u ready to be the hero for the postal department? are u ready for the greatest operation ever in the history of new york? are u ready...

kramer: ( interrupting) now hold on, hold on... u haven't even told me what i will be doing?

newman: u will be de-nining...

kramer: de-nining??

newman: yes.. thats short for de- canining the city...

kramer: u want me to kill every dog in the city...

newman: no u just dognap them... just push them into the back of the mail truck and give em to the pound, and we also get some money

kramer: no i can't steal dogs from peoples houses, what if the cops find out?? i'll have a record..

newman: u already have 4 records... being a bad pimp, chasing kids on the street, kidnapping the dog near elaine's apartment and of course breaking the good samaritan law...

kramer: but i dont want another one... its embarrassing...

newman: i'll give u 30% of the cut...

kramer: its not about the money

newman: 50%..

kramer: de..de..de..de..deal!!

newman: excellent...ok we start next week, i gotta stash a mailvan in a secret location before that...

kramer: where is that??

newman: how about.... jerry's garage??

kramer: no,no,no,no... i can't let u use jerry's garage, i don't want him to be invlved in this...

newman: what if u cut him a part of ur bounty??

kramer: i dont think so...

newman: i'll give u 70%, u can just cut him 10%.. what do u say??

kramer: (mesmerised) we use jerry's garage....we use jerry's garage.. we use jerry's garage..

(newman grins evilly as kramer falls for another of newmans ploys)

(jerry waits as Banya comes out after giving his performance)

Banya: Hey Jerry!

jerry: hello kenny, was waiting for u to come out..

banya: for me? did u see my show, it's just going too good... i have alot of attention now..

jerry: thats because im not here, u have no competition, and thats why im here... im starting again

banya: no jerry u cant.. im doing so well here, i can't let u spoil it, u better go find some other club

jerry: u've had ur time banya, i've spoken to the manager and he said i can start tomorrow night

banya: jerry, do u know what u've done? u've destroyed my career, just when i was about to get a pay rise, i cant believe u did this...

jerry: it's my job kenny, im getting it back, what else would anyone do? infact, u should be thankful to me that i wasn't around for an year that allowed u to capitalise...

kenny: well ok then, but its really hard to accept it... maybe u can buy me dinner at reggie's tonight, that'll lighten me up...

jerry:(hesitantly)....i.. uh..

kenny: come on i let u have ur job back, and u wont buy me dinner??

jerry: it's my job in the first place, and it was the manager who let me have it back, not u.. infact u're still complaining

kenny: (menacingly)i can spoil ur show if i want to... u want me to do that?

jerry:(gives in) oh alright... i'll buy you dinner..at reggies! but this time buy a proper dinner, dont buy soup and ask me to treat u again

kenny: alright alright..( happy again) so see u at reggie's... good bye..

jerry:(to himself) i hate that guy...

(susie is taking elaine to her office)

susie: well there u go elaine, thats ur desk.. peggy's desk, all that on the desk is just as it was when peggy left

elaine: ok sus...!

susie: (angrily) thats susie... susan, su or susie is ok, but there is no sus, thats one of the reasons i got peggy to get fired, so if u want to stay never call me sus....(storms out)

elaine: have a nice day..

(she sits and starts looking around and suddenly a sees a wrapper on the floor. she eyes it suspiciously and picks it up, thinks to herself)

what is this? ahhhhhh, oh my god, it's, it's a sponge wrapper... and its on my desk, i mean it was in peggy's desk and now my desk.. so this is probably another reason peggy got fired.. peterman found out peggy's using her desk as her happy place

(and then another thought strikes her) wait a minute, peggy didn't do anything, susie's put it here on purpose to convince peterman to fire here, she used it as false evidence... im gonna tell peterman, atleast i can get my old job back if i get susie fired... or oh no, maybe susie's waiting to get me fired using this... (grinning)ha ha but she thought she could pull it on me eh?... mr.peterman i have some news for u...

VII

(george goes down following victoria to the office exit)

george: hey..victoria.. wait, hold on a second

victoria: what do u want? u have ur job, now leave me alone and get away

george: look victoria... see it's not my fault, i didn't want this to happen to u, i know u've been doing a good job and u don't deserve this.. look i really didn't know mr.kruger would do something like this, i just don't want u to mistake me... u believe me don't u??

victoria: well.. yes but that's not gonna make anything better for me

george: do u have a boyfriend??

victoria: (suspiciously) why are u askin me this?

george:(acting sympathy) u know, u just lost a job and u'll be feeling depressed and all, and if u had someone probably it'll be a lot easier for u, u can forget about it...but it's ur wish if u wanna stay alone in this hour of hardship it's ur wish...

victoria: u're buying me dinner??

george(with difficulty): yeah...

victoria: well ok.. thats nice of u.. how about at reggie's?

george: reggie's it is then..

victoria: ok i'll see u there..(she leaves)

george: (curses himself)damn i agreed to pay again... me and my big fat mouth

VII

(jerry and banya are sitting at reggie's)

banya: ....and then it was so great, i did a show about how commercials are so useless, and people always switch channels during commercials...the people loved it jerry, they loved it..

jerry (tiredly): good for u...

banya: and then this dork gets u from the audience gets up and says that he's seen commercials before.. i mean who hasn't? it's because we've seen commercials before , that we know there is something called commercials and thats why we switch during commercials...

jerry: ya i guess u've a point there, so thats what u told him?

banya: no i told him he would've watched it because commercials were going on at the same time in all channels so he had no other option

jerry: u know, u can always watch a video... i guess he didn't think of that...

banya: just a minute, im just gonna take a leak and come (he leaves)

(george enters with victoria)

george: hey jerry...

jerry: george?? what are u doing here?

george: nothing im just eating out u know.. oh and this is vicyoria..vicky this is jerry

jerry: nice to meet u

victoria: nice to meet u too

jerry: do u want to join us?

george: are u alone?

jerry: why would i be alone at reggie's?? idiot banya asked me to buy him dinner cos he gave me back my slot

victoria: Banya? kenny banya? oh i just love his comedy... we'll join u if it's ok

george: ah no no no, well get a separate table

victoria: george it's ok, we'll join them..

george:(not sounding happy, to himself): this is great..

(banya returns)

jerry: oh banya, george and she want to join us, i guess u'll have to sit beside me and not opposite me

banya: ok no problem...

jerry(moaning): oh god..

victoria: kenny banya.. oh im such a big fan of yours, i came to one of ur shows, and i just loved it

(jerry and george angrily stare at each other)

banya: oh really? which one?

victoria: u were talking about tv commercials, it is so true and yet so humorous

banya(to jerry): i told u people loved it..

george: eh victoria.. can we talk about something else like ...architecture??

victoria: oh george, just a minute.. i can't get another chance to talk to banya...

george.. oh!.. ok...(to jerry) can u come over here a minute please...

(jerry and george move to a corner)

george: look at what u've done...

jerry: me, what did i do?

george: why did u ask victoria to join u??

jerry: i didn't .. she asked..

george: why couldn't u say no...

jerry: i would have if 'd known if she was a fan of retard banya

george: why did u even mention banya's name? she wouldn't have sat there if u didn't?

jerry: what can i do if ur stupid enough to go out with idiots who like banya?

george: how am i supposed to know that?

jerry: look im goin straight to my able and askin victoria to leave

george: jerry, no.. do u know how much i had to go through to go out with a beautiful woman like that? after an year...

jerry: that's beautiful?

george: jerry it's been an year since i've gone out with any woman, anything is good enough for me now.... why don't u ask banya to leave?

jerry: i can't.. he'll do somethin to get me fired again if i do that, he's become more popular without me around for an year... the manager won't be too unhappy to fire me

george: ok lets just get through this

jerry: ya alright...

(they go back to the table, while banya is talking)

banya: so i got this offer from NBC, im doing a pilot..

george and jerry together: U what?

banya: im doing a pilot for NBC

jerry(shocked): whats the plot?

banya: well there's this electrician who's doing something in the circuit, and then someone accidently turns on the main power supply, so he gets a shock... he sues them and then since the guy doesn't have enough money, the judge sentences him to be his driver...

victoria(bursts out laughing)

jerry: eh banya.. i think i gotta go, here's the money for our bill..(jerry leaves, placing in banya's hand the money)

george:(rampage) hey, thats our story, u're stealing our idea, thats not fair.. u just changed the butler to a driver and a jaywalker to a eletrician and that's ur story...??

victoria: george, whats wrong with u? it's his story...

george: no it's not, come on banya.. tell me the truth how did u come to know our story, the original one which u have so dishonestly changed and used ur name... ur just a stinker living on jerry's hardwork, u have no original idea, u wouldn't even be a comedian if it was not for jerry.. u should be ashamed of urself, u and every other bogus like u...

banya(angry): iam not.. stop it now ur freaking me out..

george: u deserve worse, the world needs to know ur dirty work

victoria: thats it george i've had it with u.. come on banya lets go..

(vic and banya leave, as a waiter arrives)

waiter: sir are u gonna order something???

VIII

(elaine is in peterman's room)

elaine: so u see this is all susie's evil pla, she's got peggy fired

peterman: elaine, that must be from the cleaning womans pocket, ur mistaking susie

elaine: why is the cleaning woman carrying sponges in her pocket??

peterman: don't they??

elaine(confused): u do know im not talking about the sponge that's used for wiping don't u? im talikng about the other 'sponges', u get them in pharmacies....

peterman: elaine dont confuse urself i will never fire u, do u think?

elaine (recedes): uh no.. i trust u..

peterman: good, now go back to ur office and do what u were doing

elaine: i wasn't doing anythng..

peterman: then its about time u start

elaine: ok mr. peterman..

petrman: by the way, dont lock the door when u leave, me and susie may be needing it much much later today..

elaine: oh ok...

( and as she leaves peterman's room, it suddenly strikes her where the sponges were from and she goes back in a state of surprise about who actually were making out in her desk)

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