Epidemic spreads. It is now chronic among the many political parties. And with main stream media channels hospitality to the sick(ular) the epidemic is spreading in all directions. What is assuring amidst the epidemic is that it is certain that the pathogenic strain causing the epidemic is not indigenous to this land. It is suspected to be a Sicilian origin, backed by evidence that symptoms of this epidemic include a phobia of ideas that do not find favor with a certain Sicilian entity. Other symptoms include severe delusion, amnesia after 2002 (a la Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates) and irrational deciphering of straightforward data/information/statements.
The epidemic is thought to be water-borne since it has spread very inductively in India. This assertion also holds well with the observation of one of the most well known faces affected by this. His name is Rahul Gandhi and among the various modes of transmission from being water-borne to vector-borne, Rahul concluded that this is because 'India is a river' and 'we are a bee-hive'. Also this makes it one of the rare cases of epidemics being spread by bees rather than flies, rodents or mosquitoes.
A unique symptom of this disease is a common shared aversion induced fear of a an individual purportedly inimical to the master Sicilian entity. It is in close analogy to a master device-slave device setup wherein all slave devices function unanimously based on settings set and commands issued (high ones they are, by the way) by the master device. Observations recorded in the past few years have indicated that the common shared aversion is to a person named Narendra Modi. Most symptoms listed above have involved Modi in one way or the other. Kamal Farooqi, another affected person, is reported to have irrationally deciphered a statement of feeling sad from loss of lives in 2002 expressed by Modi (http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/07/12/narendra-modi-puppy-reuters-interview-idINDEE96B08S20130712). Though the original statement was devoid of the word 'muslim', Farooqi decried that Modi had said 'muslims are worse than puppies'. Farooqi was however on the backfoot to explain why he in the first place thought puppies which in the eyes of normal good-hearted humans were loved and found to be cute, were bad. Another affected person, Ajay Maken, was unhappy with the analogy too. Hearsay suggests that Maken had wrongly heard 'puppy' as 'pappu' and was shocked because due to another case of irrational deciphering, he had thought Modi was indirectly planning to run his car over co-affected Pappu (internet parody name for Rahul Gandhi).
Another recent incident involving a college address by Modi encountered the symptom of delusion. While highlighting the need for a higher budgetary allocation for education Modi had compared and claimed China spent higher than India while getting the actual percentage badly wrong. Sanjay Jha exhorted that Modi lacks basic education in Math because everyone knew a 20% increase over 3 was 'three point "sixty"'. Most of the affected persons blamed Modi for misleading the nation and to not quote incorrect numbers. A week or more later, however, symptoms of delusion surfaced when some of those affected started giving incorrect numbers on the price of a basic meal. With numbers ranging from Rs 1, Rs 6 to Rs 12 fears of a glitch in the wireless connection to the master device is being suspected. They claim that their prices are correct if all those who needed a meal a day were fine with relocating to the southern state of Tamil Nadu and have meals in 'Amma canteen' which sells variety rice for Rs 3, for example. However Farooq Abdullah who came up with the price of Rs 1 seems to have been sold an idea by Airtel that people can download food to their stomachs.
Recently a lot of the affected persons started developing zombie tendencies and hatched a plan to spread the epidemic in foreign shores too. They devised a plan similar to the Anthrax mailings of 2001 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_anthrax_attacks). Around 65 of the affected wrote a mail to the US Prez Barack Obama (yes those in office in US the target again) asking him to continue to deny Modi a visa on the grounds of 'gross violation of human rights' (or something like that) (www.65traitors.com). When pointed that they had put the country to shame by lobbying to a foreign leader against a leader of their own country the long term amnesia after 2002 led to replies on those lines. An error in connection among the slave devices occurred as some of the 65 denied having signed the letter as they tried to fight their long term post-2002 amnesia but by forgetting that they signed the letter they developed a new symptom, short term amnesia. This was corroborated by a forensic agency which concluded that all signatures were genuine and were signed close to the letter being finalised (http://www.hindustantimes.com/News-Feed/India/MPs-letter-to-US-against-Modi-authentic-expert/Article1-1099921.aspx). Some affected persons were also concluded to have double standards as Sitaram Yechury's signature in a letter addressed to a US Prez made his stand against 'Imperialist and Capitalist Forces' appear fake, something that his signature was not found to be. Thus there is now a confusion whether the forgetting of signing the letter is short term amnesia or another case of delusion.
The second significant trait of affected persons is partial colour blindness wherein the colour saffron is seen as red. When Modi remarked that he's a Hindu nationalist, Minority Affairs Minister Rehman Khan hit
out at Modi for his 'Hindu nationalist' remark saying, "There is nothing
called Hindu or Muslim nationalist, there is only Indian nationalist". Cases of attributing terrorism Hinduism to terrorism have been reported (http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/shinde-blasts-bjp-rss-for-inciting-hindu-terror/article4325767.ece) with simultaneous denial of terrorism having a religion attribute whenever cases of terrorism conducted by Islamic groups came out in the open (almost all from or funded by enemy neighbouring countries). The inference: Hindus can be terrorists but not nationalists. Possible reasons for this hypocrisy vary from the aforementioned symptoms to a mere case of treating your neighbours as your friends and gifting out your car-shed for them to use as their compost yard. The case of being soft towards neighbours was exemplified when the Defence Minister Antony made a 'historic' trip to China weeks after the Chinese troops encroached 19 km within Indian territory and days after an unprovoked accusation of India by Chinese army general of war-mongering. This observation points to a symptom of a severe loss of shame.
The persons affected by this disease also widely show a trait of misinterpreting secularism as appeasement in addition to an anti-Hinduness (or anti-Hindutva as they like to call it) stand. While a Police officer was shot in an encounter while trying to arrest terrorists responsible for blasts in Delhi, one of the most famous of those affected by this disease, Digvijay Singh labelled the encounter as staged or fake to target the muslims. Though the court ruled that the arrested person had indeed murdered the police officer Digvijay still was not happy and many of his colleagues said the court had not ruled whether the accused belonged to terrorist group Indian Mujahideen (IM). Considering that IM is a breakaway from Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI), and going by its name that SIMI is an 'Islamic' movement, by holding that terror has no religion (except Hindu) and that the arrested person belonged to Islam, it is consistent with Digvijay's view that there was no way he could have been a terrorist. Another observation is that those affected by this disease don't necessarily have good relations with each other. Arvind Kejriwal, known to be vehemently against Rahul and the master device, also exhibits aversion towards Modi and has also challenged the court for its verdict on the above mentioned person who shot a cop.
Rehman Khan also came up with the noble idea of setting up a 'special court for innocent muslim youth in cutody' (http://ibnlive.in.com/news/special-courts-for-muslim-youth-soon-says-minority-affairs-minister/380804-3.html). Though most people believe that a 'special court for innocent youth in cutody' would have been seen as reasonable they believe that one specially for muslims would be special. Special because for the first time we have courts that (1) are intended to facilitate suspects to walk free than actually stand on serious trial, (2) a place to seek a right to justice being notified purely on the lines of religion and (3) a court formed out of the whims of the symptoms of a disease. Also interesting to note is that the symptom of appeasement blurs the line between whats legal and whats illegal. Appeasement is a funny symptom where the world turns upside down and building an illegal wall on government land is legal while an IAS officer ordering the builders to seek permission or dismantle the wall is so illegal that she's suspended in 41 minutes (http://zeenews.india.com/news/news/uttar-pradesh/sp-leader-brags-he-got-durga-shakti-nagpal-suspended-in-41-minutes_866122.html). The symptom of delusion was also evident here as the affected person in the above link claimed the demolition of an illegal wall would start communal riots while this speech wasn't worth worrying about even for 41 hours let alone 41 minutes (video below)
The communicable nature of the disease, is evident from the utterances of main stream media journalists in newsrooms and journalists. The typical symptoms are exhibited from aversion to Modi, anti-Hinduness, appeasement and sharing a master device-slave device networking with the same master device and functions according to the same high commands issued by the master device. Not going into that now, maybe later.
Post-script: This post is not intended to attribute terrorism to a religion but merely tries to bring out the selective painting being carried out by those in power and the media.. It is not intended to lighten the grievous loss of lives that took place in Gujarat in 2002 but to expose the blind sided and hypocritical targeting being carried out by those in power and the media.
